BOMB AT CHISINAU! Moldovan PM Resigns, and Ponta Takes Aim at Fritz: "What Immunity, Bro?"

Bro, sit down so you don't fall! Today is a big day: the Moldovan PM, Alexandru Munteanu, resigned like a pro - a Facebook post and that's it, bye! He says he can no longer do his job "in accordance with his principles and beliefs." Yeah, right, like I tell Mioara I won't wash dishes on principle, but I still end up at the sink. President Maia Sandu came out for a press conference and said that "speculations that 'he wanted to fight abuses and wasn't allowed' are false." So, man, he had free rein and still ran away! That's me at Fane's terrace: I have free rein with beer, but I still leave after two because Mioara calls me home.

But check out what Ponta said: "In Moldova, the PM resigned after a scandal that, in Romania, would have been forgotten after a day. Maia Sandu's cousin, who was pocketing 6,000 euros a month from the state without doing anything, has to give the money back." Bro, 6,000 euros a month? That's better than my 2008 BMW! I work a whole month on the construction site and don't even make that much. And then Ponta asked: "What is the NERVE and IMMUNITY of USR in Romania based on?" - dragging in Dominic Fritz, the mayor of Timisoara, who was found in a conflict of interest by the High Court. I say, Mr. Ponta, you're right: USR plays by different rules, like they're immune to laws. That's why in Botosani, the poorest county, people are upset - they don't see a dime from these guys.

And to show you what madness is going on, the mayor of Sector 4, Daniel Baluta (PSD), announced on US Independence Day that the thematic park "Donald Trump" in Sector 4 will be called the Romanian-American Friendship Park "Donald Trump." Initially it was "Donald Trump," but he did a poll with the option "Maia Sandu." Bro, what do you know! We're naming parks, they're resigning - like we're from different worlds. The residents chose the American leader's name, because it's fancier. I'm thinking, if we made a "Brian" park in Berceni, maybe Brian would get honorary citizenship. Come on, I'm going to ask Fane if he wants to make a "Fane" park at the terrace - at least there, nobody resigns!