Yo, sit down 'cause I'm about to drop one that'll make you realize Dinamo ain't messing around this year! Saturday, the Romanian men's handball champions announced the transfer of a Brazilian, Vinicios Angelo Lima de Carvalho, on the right back position. Two-season contract, bro! I personally looked at his photo and said: 'That's a player, no joke!'.
Now, Vinicios last played at Chartres, in France, and before that at ABC de Braga, in Portugal. He's played in the Champions League, so he knows what pressure means. When I saw this, I remembered Brian, my boy, who dreams of becoming a footballer but maybe we'll put him in handball too, since it's still a ball sport.
The club sent a short message: 'We welcome him and wish him success in the red and white colors!'. That's how it's done, bro! Not like other clubs, which announce transfers with big fanfare and then the player is crap. Here, it's serious.
But wait, that's not all! Dinamo has also brought in six players so far: Oscar Savinger (goalkeeper, from IK Savehof), Lan Grbic (pivot, RK Trimo Trebnje), Mads Lenbroc (left wing, Silkeborg), Andraž Makuc (center, RK Celje), and Victor Iturriza (pivot, Kuwait Sporting Club). Six new guys, bro! I can barely keep up with how much money they've poured into the team.
Now, I look at this squad and say: 'Man, who can still stand up to them?' Maybe only if they bring Gică Dinamovistul on the field, 'cause he keeps telling me his team is the best. But now, with our Brazilian, I might even go to Fane's terrace to watch the games. For now, I'm off to tell Mioara that this year Dinamo takes the championship without a sweat, but she'll say: 'Come on, you said the same last year and lost the bet with Relu.'
