Man, sit down and hold on tight, 'cause I've got news that'll make you realize just how much we love complicating our lives! Tuesday, June 30, is the last day President Nicușor Dan can appoint a PM before the parliamentary recess. And what do you think? Looks like we're stuck with the Bolojan interim government until fall, according to G4Media sources. So instead of having a serious government, we're watching them play cat and mouse. It's like being at Fane's terrace, bro, when we argue over who's paying for the beer!
Now, if Nicușor Dan doesn't appoint anyone, the Bolojan government stays interim and can't even pass emergency ordinances. So the PM will have to call parliamentarians back from vacation to vote on measures. And where? Online, bro, like we're on TikTok! USR deputy Iulian Lorincz said Parliament, in extraordinary session, can adopt the PNRR milestones. On big projects, he says there was always agreement, even with PSD. But I don't believe anything anymore, 'cause every time I've heard 'agreement,' I've been left with a swollen lip.
Kelemen Hunor, UDMR leader, said the new government might only be formed by the end of July. And that there's no chance before the session ends without a 'magic wand.' Magic wand, bro! Maybe they'll turn us into wizards too, 'cause that's what we need, not politicians! Romania has been going through a PM crisis for two months, since PSD and AUR toppled the Bolojan government. The no-confidence motion on May 5 was voted because of Bolojan's reforms, especially in justice and state companies. And so, we pay, they play.
After that, Nicușor Dan appointed Eugen Tomac, but he couldn't form a majority. The second time, he named liberal Adrian Veștea from Brașov County Council, without consulting PNL. And Veștea, who's from the coup plotters' camp, wanted to govern with PSD. It turned into total chaos: AUR walked out after negotiating with Veștea, and George Simion was the big winner. Now AUR is fragmenting too, with some calling for early elections. It's like that soap opera Mioara watches, with plot twists every episode!
Meanwhile, there's talk of suspending Nicușor Dan. Ludovic Orban and Florin Roman accused him of calling PNL members to support the Veștea government. And Simion and Călin Georgescu are the most fervent supporters of suspension. According to the Constitution, a third of parliamentarians are needed, i.e., 154 out of 464. If it passes Parliament, a referendum is organized within 30 days, with at least 30% turnout and 25% valid votes. What a game we're playing, bro! I personally don't think it'll happen, 'cause it's too complicated. I'd rather go teach Brian the multiplication table, 'cause that's what the country needs, not political circus!
