BRO, what do you know! I just found out from one of my boys who keeps tabs on all the Hollywood gossip - I almost dropped my cigarette on the balcony from the shock! It seems that a certain Candace Cameron Bure, the one from Full House, is going to become a grandma twice in the same year. Yeah, you heard that right: both her daughter and her son are expecting kids! Me, when I heard, I thought: 'Man, why doesn't such joy hit me too? I have one kid and I can barely handle him.'

So, let me break it down for real. On May 28, Elliott Bure, wife of Lev Bure (Candace's son), posted some ultrasound pics on Instagram. She wrote, like, 'Baby Bure coming soon!!!!!!' And Candace, who's a true Romanian at heart, jumped right in: 'CandyGram is completely in ecstasy!!! We're on cloud nine!!!!!' All caps and exclamation marks, just like when FCSB wins.

But that's not all. Just a few weeks earlier, on May 7, her daughter, Natasha Bure, 27, had also announced she's pregnant. And when she saw her sister-in-law's post, she commented: 'The baby party has started!!! Adorable cousins are on the way.' What can I say, it's total madness. Me, Mioara tells me that if I bring another kid into the house, we're moving to the building across the street. But them, the Americans, they're celebrating like at a wedding in Berceni.

Candace, who also has a son named Maksim, told Today.com that this is one of the most beautiful periods of her life: 'I dreamed and prayed to become a grandma, and now it's really happening.' And I pray to get my new BMW, but nobody seems to listen. Oh, and let's not forget: Lev and Elliott got married on January 27, 2024, in Napa Valley, California. Candace posted then: 'Meet Mr. and Mrs. Lev Bure. I gained a wonderful daughter.' What do you know, I'd be just as excited when Ioana gets married (if Brian ever lets her breathe), but she's still little and watching cartoons.

In conclusion, bro, Candace is going to have two grandkids in one year, and I can barely muster the courage to ask Brian if he's done his homework for next week. That's life: some get joy, others get bills. But hey, at least these news cheer us up in the morning when we drink our coffee and scroll through Instagram. Now, I'm off to show Mioara the ultrasound pics, so she can see what happiness looks like - because since I haven't taken her out to the green grass, she keeps saying she never gets anything.