Bro, sit down and take a deep breath, because I've got news that'll make you realize that at this rate, the Chinese are taking everything from us, from satellites to vacuum cleaners! Two days ago, on June 1st, China launched that rocket, the Long March-12B, right from Inner Mongolia - 72 meters of iron and fire, bro, without announcing ANYTHING. I mean, you're chilling with your plane on the route, and they shove a 72-meter rocket without a safety warning.

That's a boss move, I tell you: "We launch, you get out of the way." The China Aerospace Science and Industry Corporation, CASIC, announced it after, of course, so nobody gets upset. But what if a satellite falls on a passenger plane's head, who pays?

Guess: us, with our insurance policies! At 16:40 local time, the rocket carried two satellites into space from the Qianfan constellation - "A Thousand Sails," a Chinese satellite internet project, like Starlink, but with Chinese specifics: cheaper, faster, and without asking for permission. These guys want to grab global internet, bro, to sell us subscriptions bundled with a vacuum robot.

And just like that, China becomes a direct competitor to SpaceX's Falcon 9, but without rocket recovery on this mission. Analysts say it's an important moment for China's space ambitions, which want to reach the Moon before 2030. Now, not only with rockets are the Chinese beating us, but also with trade.

The Romanian Chamber of Commerce and Industry, CCIR, opened its first external office in Guangzhou. President Mihai Daraban said the office will be a permanent contact point for economic and educational exchanges. The Vice-Governor of Guangdong Province, Zhang Guozhi, said cooperation in tourism, education, culture, and health is important.

I mean, the Chinese come with products, we come with... what? With sarmale and mici? And it doesn't stop here.

The Chinese smart home appliance brand MOVA has entered the Romanian market. 1,000 physical stores globally, and here they partnered with eMAG and Altex. They want to take 5% of the vacuum robot market in the first year.

They have the V70 Ultra Complete robot, the Palette 3D printer, and the F20 Pro espresso machine. What do you mean, a Romanian should have a Chinese vacuum robot? My Mioara cleans with a broom and makes me use the old vacuum from when Brian was little.

Now, maybe we can make a swap: I buy myself a MOVA robot, she makes me sarmale. See, I was telling you about football? No, I forgot: Corvinul Hunedoara, recently promoted to the Superliga, presented right-back Flavius Iacob, nicknamed "China."

He played at CFR Cluj and UTA Arad, now he's coming home. And they also got a goalkeeper, Adrian Frânculescu, on loan from CFR Cluj for one season. Corvinul reunited for training and is heading to a camp in Slovenia.

Maybe "China" will show off on the field and play football like in Beijing. Come on, they've annoyed me with all this. The Chinese with rockets, with robots, with offices in Guangzhou, and Corvinus brings a "China" onto the field.

Just like at our place, when Mioara says "let's save money," but still spends on Lidl discounts.