Bro, grab a coffee and sit down, because I've got news that'll make you realize even in politics they make statements like in our neighborhood when it comes to shelters!

Dan Barna, that guy from USR, now an MEP, said it straight up on RFI: "Russia has no interest in respecting international law." Well, bro, do you think they care about any law? After a Russian drone punched a hole in the roof of a block in Galați - yeah, in Galați, the city with the Danube fish and that port we keep bragging about - our boy gave us a wake-up call: "Iohannis showed clear evidence it was a Russian drone with a payload, but their representative in the Security Council clung to technicalities." That's what they do, bro, they act like it's raining.

But Barna didn't just make statements. He sounded the alarm: "We whine and complain, but we have no bunkers!" And here's the comparison: in Finland, 85% of the population has access to shelters. Buildings larger than a thousand square meters have bunkers in the basement, with water, dual ventilation, and dual exits. In our country? Mioara, when she heard, said: "Well, what do we need a bunker for? We'll put Tyson in the pantry and pray to the icon!" Come on, that's how it is, bro - in Berceni, if a rocket comes, we pretend it's raining and hide behind the couch.

Barna also said the international reaction was appropriate: Italy, Spain, and the UK are sending equipment and troops to Romania, on the eastern flank. European solidarity, they say. But do you think that helps with our salary? Or with the electricity bill? We still remain the country with the worst shelters.

And what's saddest, bro, is that Barna said it clearly: "A population that understands it must be permanently prepared makes a big difference." But what do we do? We watch the news, cross ourselves, and wait for salvation from Brussels. Well, that's not how it works! Me, if the apocalypse comes, I'm going to Fane's terrace, because that's the only place where we all gather to solve the country's problems.

Finally, Barna advises us to educate ourselves about the real danger, not propaganda. But I say we'd better each build a bunker on our balcony - since we already have enough bank loans, we'll add one more for shelter. I'm going to explain to Mioara that maybe we should ditch the sarmale and think about a survival plan - but I don't know if she believes me!