Boss, grab a coffee and buckle up, because I've got news that'll make Gică Dinamovistul jump out of his seat at Fane's terrace!

Dan Nistor (38 years old), the midfielder from U Cluj, dropped a bombshell on a podcast: he's still a 'dog until death', dreams of returning to Dinamo as a coach, and hopes for a new stadium. 105 matches, 18 goals, 41 assists for Dinamo – his soul is there!

And he says something else: the fans plastered his face on the team bus in 2019, so clearly he's loved there. I like that he doesn't forget where he came from, even though he's now vice-champion with U Cluj – last season they were runners-up, bro, not every team does that. But his heart is still with Dinamo.

And he doesn't stop there: he said he doesn't rule out returning as a coach! 'Who knows if I'll come back? Time will decide,' he said, with the ease of a man who knows what he wants.

And he also brought up the stadium: 'Ever since I played football at Dinamo, it's always "we want a stadium without a track, we want a stadium."' Now, I look at this situation and think: man, what if Nistor returns to Dinamo as a coach? 0,000 euros – it's like he's cursed with that amount, bro!

For now, I'm going to call Gică Dinamovistul to piss him off with this news – he says Nistor is a traitor, but let's see what he says now, after this 'dog until death' statement!