Bro, sit down 'cause I've got news that'll make you grin like a fool! Elena Udrea, our ex-minister, posted a gem on Facebook: her daughter, Eva, opened her "first business" - selling cherries from the garden of their Corbeanca house, at 5 lei a bag! Ice cold, bro! Now, let's be real, I don't know if it's pricier than at Mega, but it's definitely more eco, 'cause nobody sprayed 'em with anything, just, like, with words.
The ex-minister posted a pic of Eva and her friend Medeea next to a makeshift stand - I could almost see myself when I made Ioana sell cucumbers from the mother-in-law's garden, but she only wanted an iPhone. Listen up, Udrea says it's an entrepreneurship lesson for the little one. I also tried to teach Brian how to make money, but he prefers liking stuff on TikTok. So bravo, Eva! Shame on Brian, who won't even carry cherries.
Now, don't think Udrea gave up on politics. God forbid! She keeps commenting on everything that moves. The other day, she praised Eugen Tomac, the guy Nicușor Dan proposes as PM. "One of my closest collaborators," she says. I also had a close collaborator - Relu, who still owes me 200 lei from 2019. But it's not the same thing.
Udrea also said Romania needs a PM with economic experience. Who could it be? Bogdan Drăgoi, Alin Tișe, Alexandru Nazare? Man, I say whoever it is, we're still paying the bills. Forget it, I'm gonna go explain to Mioara that even garden cherries can be a business, but she says we'd better make jam and sell it at the fair.
