Bro, what madness! Last night I was chilling on the terrace with Fane, sipping a beer, when Gică the Dinamo Fan shows up and goes: 'Dude, have you heard what Becali's up to?' And me, knowing that Drăguș is at Trabzonspor raking in hundreds of thousands of euros a year, I laughed my ass off.
But Gigi, bro, he's a different beast. €1.6 million total! He wants to bring Florinel Coman, who's on €300,000 a year, and Denis Drăguș, on a million a year.
Yeah, you heard right: a million a year! But Florin Prunea, the former national team goalkeeper, shut him down: 'It'll be pretty tough to bring two players with Coman and Drăguș's salaries. Seems downright impossible. Maybe Florinel, because he has a special relationship with the boss.' You tell 'em, Prunea! And here's my take: why would Drăguș come to earn what we pay here, when he's making serious bank in Turkey?
But Gigi's confident: 'Nothing for now. We're waiting on their clubs. They want to come. They need to sort things out with their teams.' Yeah, Gigi, keep waiting—I'm still waiting for Mioara to give me my cigarette money. Meanwhile, FCSB has made just one transfer: Ronny Labonne, 27, brought in from the French third division, from RM Caen.
Mihai Stoica, the manager, says another transfer is closing: 'Tonight I think we're closing a transfer.' What can I say, bro? Gigi's like me when I go to the market: I want to buy beef, but I only have money for chicken.
Come on, let's have a beer and see what happens!
