Man, sit down and let me tell you what Brazil did last night at the World Cup! At Philadelphia Stadium, with 68,324 people in the stands – and get this, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho were there too, the legends, no joke! – Brazil banged in three goals against Haiti, 3-0, and secured their spot in the round of 32. No kidding, bro, I was crossing myself when I saw how Cunha played: minute 23, Vinicius shoots, goalkeeper Placide parries it right in front, and Cunha is on it, pushes it into the net. Then minute 36, same combo: Vinicius sends Cunha through, and he fires it into the top corner like he was Messi. And in minute 45+3, Vinicius gets it from Paqueta, breaks free one-on-one, and slots it through Placide's legs – nutmeg, bro, that's football! That's how you do it, not like back home where on the field next to the block in Berceni, Mitică kicks the ball and hits Fane's dog.
After the break, Brazil played more modestly, to be honest. Haiti took the initiative, looking for a historic goal, but Alisson was a wall: in minutes 63, 87, and 90+4 he made saves, and Danilo cleared one off the line in the 63rd – like he was at the circus. The Brazilians missed a lot, 8 offsides, bro, like us at the terrace when we drink beer and "shoot with our eyes." But hey, Brazil won, they're clearly through, while Haiti is eliminated: 0-1 vs Scotland, 0-3 vs Brazil, they still have a match with Morocco on June 25, but it's pointless.
And don't forget: Neymar didn't play, he has a medical issue, staying in New Jersey to recover. Might be a big deal, but Brazil managed without him. In the other group match, Morocco beat Scotland 1-0, goal scored by Saibari after 68 seconds – 68 seconds, bro, like me when I wake up in the morning and run for coffee! Now Brazil is preparing for Scotland on June 25, and I'm off to explain to Mioara why we don't have money for a vacation in Antalya: because I'm waiting for Brazil to win the World Cup, and until then I'm watching football at Fane's terrace!
