Boss, what I found out today! Hunor Kelemen, the head of UDMR, came up with a solution to get us out of the political crisis we got ourselves into. And it's no joke! He says the only majority government that can work is one with PSD, PNL, and UDMR, without USR. That is, exactly the combo that got us here, but he says now it's different, that it's not the same old stew.
Listen up, Hunor explained to HotNews that all parties are avoiding AUR, but a minority government without PSD or PNL would end up at Simion's mercy anyway. "That's why we're in a deadlock," he says. So, let's see which formula has the least resistance. He says PSD-PNL-UDMR. But it could also be with USR, without UDMR, if people want. That is, any combination, as long as it's not AUR.
And there's also Bolojan, the former prime minister, who said on the podcast "Friendly Fire" with Vlad Petreanu and Moise Guran that the only good options are a minority government or a "ceasefire-type" government, with a clear term, so we don't lose European funds. He says: "It can only be either minority governments or a form of ceasefire-type governments with as clear a duration as possible, to get out of the deadlock regarding the absorption of European funds. The big risk is that we won't close the approval in Parliament voluntarily."
Now, I don't know what to believe anymore. On one hand, Hunor says the grand coalition fails at wrong decisions, but he proposes the same recipe. On the other hand, Bolojan says only minority or ceasefire governments. Man, come on! Who pays for all this madness? Us, the folks in the block, with the installments on the 2008 BMW and with Ioana's allowance that I wait for like Christmas.
What I'm telling you, bro: until they all agree on a formula, we'll keep being stuck. European funds are on the rocks, ASURE is rubbing their hands, and we're still with our mouths open. I'm going to tell Mioara to pull out another jar of pickles from the mother-in-law, because that'll keep us warm this winter.
