Boss, sit down because I've got news that'll make you forget about price hikes and politicians. Ionuț Chirilă, that 60-year-old dude, signed with CS Dinamo on July 1, but he put in a clause: if the team drops to Liga 3, he's outta here. For real, bro, it's like one of those soap operas with Becali, but with more balls. Listen up how it goes.
So, CS Dinamo got relegated on the pitch after the playoff with Șelimbăr, 1-3 on aggregate. Now they're hoping to stay in Liga 2 through administrative means. How? Well, they're lurking after FC Bacău didn't get the Liga 2 license due to some debts. The case is being judged on July 15. Plus, Poli Iași has financial issues and might withdraw. So Dinamo has two loopholes to escape. And I have loopholes to escape my BMW payments, but I never catch them.
Chirilă wants to start working with the squad, but he warned that on July 15 he'll bolt if the team officially stays in Liga 3. He said: "We'll see if they don't relegate. In the conditions where some teams don't meet financial criteria. I also put a clause in the contract, that if they relegate… Unfortunately, on July 15 I'll find out. The contract activates on July 1, but there's a clause there. On July 1 I go. We're trying to see if we can find out sooner." Just like Romanian football: everything at the last minute, like we're paying the electricity bill.
CS Dinamo started last season with Florin Bratu, then Boris Keca came, and the coach on paper was Ionel Dănciulescu. They finished the Liga 2 play-out in 6th place, then got relegated. Now Chirilă comes and sets conditions: either Liga 2, or I'm out. Man, it's like my wife when she says she won't treat if I don't buy flowers. Whatever, I'll go tell Mioara not to hope for a vacation in Antalya, because maybe Dinamo ends up in Liga 3 and we're left without football on Fane's terrace.
