Yo, hold up, let me tell you what I found out today from the boys at the terrace. It was the fifth day of Operation Jupiter, and the masks came off in several counties. We're talking 56 search warrants and 18 arrest warrants, and the damage is over 16 million lei. No joke, it's pure madness!

Let's break it down by county. In Mehedinți, that's a hunting zone, no joke. They found on two individuals, one 34 and the other 49, weapons and ammo like they were in a reserve. 214 lethal cartridges, a hunting rifle, 14 pyrotechnic items, five roe deer trophies, and a thermal imaging camera. Man, I went hunting once with the boys, but I had a Chinese airsoft gun. These guys were ready for war. They were detained, of course.

Now, in Timiș, where it's more fancy. Four searches at company administrators who racked up debts to the state and then filed for insolvency to dodge the debts. Damage over 2.5 million lei. Seems like an old trick, bro. You start a company, pull the money, let it die, and that's it. But this time they got caught.

And there's more in Timiș. Prefect Elena Micicoi resigned right after the European Public Prosecutor's Office searched her house. It's about some European funds for a project called Pro Office, which she used to run. She says she's innocent and has no role in the case. But I know how it is, bro. When you mess with European money, you mess with the devil. Maybe she's right, maybe not. We'll see.

In Dâmbovița, they did seven searches in some quiet localities - Șotânga, Tătărani, Vulcana Pandele. And what do you know? A forest ranger was involved in illegal logging. Man, come on, the ranger is the guardian of the forest, not the crook. That's like putting the thief to guard the treasure.

Now, my favorite part. In Bucharest, they detained Alexandru Zidaru, known as Makaveli. Yeah, Makaveli, that Instagram guy with cars and money. They caught him with tax evasion over 500,000 lei. They seized a house and two plots of land. Now he's under judicial control for 60 days. Man, I have a friend who bought a BMW from a guy like him and now he's paying installments to brother Relu. Maybe he should have asked where the money came from.

There's also a fraud case with damages over 8 million lei. Four people are under house arrest, three under judicial control. It's handled by the Bucharest Tribunal Prosecutor's Office. You should see the schemes there.

In Gorj, three men helped someone escape from handcuffs during a police intervention. And now they're detained for destruction. Well, if you're smart enough to run, at least don't get caught again, bro. That's how you get a criminal record.

And to show you it's not just here, in the Netherlands, in Helmond, some burglars tried to break an Euronet ATM. But the protection mechanism sprayed ink all over the money. Now, what do you do with black banknotes? Take them to the laundry? Man, I once had an incident with Mioara when she spilled coffee on my wallet, but it's not the same. They fled with little loot. The fool isn't fool enough.

So, bro, the world is full of schemes. From poaching to tax evasion, from insolvency to ink on money. I'm going to tell Brian to quit TikTok and become a cop, because it seems safer.