Bro, you won't believe what I caught today! In Arad, the county where Pecica bread is good and politics is even spicier, a scandal erupted between Prefect Mihai Pașca and Alina Gorghiu. Man, sit down so you don't fall!
Here's the deal: Gorghiu said Pașca requested the secondment of Judge Mihaela Luciani to the Ministry of Justice. Luciani, bro, she's the one judging a case of the PNL coup plotters against the party. You know what that means? It's like putting my dog Tyson to judge a mititei grill - total conflict of interest. But hey, that's how we do it here.
Pașca, former state secretary in the MJ, now prefect of Arad, defended himself like a snake: "I did not personally initiate the secondment, beyond possibly completed formalities." What does "possibly" mean, man? So he signed, but doesn't remember. Says he never even met the judge in his life. Well then why did he go to the MJ? To play boss?
And here's the best part: Pașca says he signed the secondment based on the CSM opinion, and Gorghiu was part of the CSM! So, bro, she's accusing now, but she gave the green light back then. What a twist! Man, it's like in "Filantropica".
If you ask me, this is a clash of egos. One is prefect, the other is ex-minister, both throwing mud. And poor Judge Luciani is caught in the middle. Normal, in our country, justice is like a shawarma: everyone eats it, but nobody knows what's inside.
Now, what can I say? I'm waiting to see how this plays out. Maybe they'll calm down and mind their own business. I'm off to get Mioara a Pecica bread from the market, 'cause she told me to do the shopping.
