Yo, hold up, let me tell you what I heard! Flight 1076 from Atlanta to Chicago, Delta Air Lines, was just about to land at Midway when, BAM! A firework smacked it right in the plane.
No joke! The pilots jumped on the radio: "Tower, we got hit by a firework, but we're continuing to land." A crew member put it even blunter: "We felt a heavy thud, we hope it was just a firecracker that exploded underneath."
You know what that means? I had something similar happen when I was at a barbecue at Fane's and the neighbor upstairs threw a firecracker right into the pan with mititei - it was a disaster, bro! Delta confirmed: the plane landed like a champ, no emergency, but they put it through inspection to see what damage it has.
Now the airport authorities and the company are investigating to find out where the hell the hit came from. You know what's crazier? It could have been worse: if it hit the fuel tank, it would have been a flame like a barbecue with too much gasoline.
I'm thinking, if I was on that plane with Mioara and the kids, I'd have shit my pants from fear. That's how it goes in America, bro: even fireworks are weapons of war. Who pays?
Insurance, of course, that's why they take our money for tickets. Now, wait and see what's next - they'll ban fireworks at airports too, because it's not like Chicago every day!
