Bro, hold on tight, because I've got news that'll make you check your fake Dubai watch! Lando Norris, the world champion, was left speechless after seeing what Ferrari went through in Austria. He says he's "shocked" by their slow pace, bro. For real, I expected them to be up there, but they finished 5th (Hamilton) and 8th (Leclerc). George Russell (Red Bull) won, and that's that.
Norris said, ice cold: "It was shocking to see Ferrari struggle. I feel sorry for them. When you don't have power, you have to push on straights and corners, but you can't with these tires." Exactly what I say when my 2008 BMW coughs on a hill. Hamilton confirmed: no power, nothing you can do. Gazzetta dello Sport headlined "The beautiful dream is over?" - sounds like our news when the electricity bill arrives.
And now, let's be serious: how the hell did Red Bull bounce back? Rumors say they have a secret, something about fuel or aerodynamics. I can't believe Ferrari is suddenly this trash. Maybe it's their fault too, for overthinking. I say Hamilton is done at 40, but I won't say anything, because Mioara will yell at me.
At the end of the day, that's Formula 1, bro: some struggle, others clean up. We Romanians watch them and think about the betting ticket we lost. Gică Dinamovistul called me to mock me, because he bet on Ferrari. Leave him be, I got scammed too. So, stay tuned and don't forget: after Ferrari, it's our turn to pay the bills!
