Bro, sit down and hold on tight, because I've got some juicy news! This artificial intelligence that everyone's kissing up to just got slammed by the Trump administration. The company Anthropic, which makes some beastly models, announced on Friday on their blog that they had to block access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5. Why? For national security, boss! That means all foreigners, including those living in America or working for them, are no longer allowed to touch them. And here I was thinking my 2008 BMW made me important...

Now, listen to this slick move: Mythos 5, the full version, the unpublished one. They say it detects software vulnerabilities that nobody has found for decades! Until now, Americans and partner companies used it to patch security breaches. But now they've realized that such an AI could be a cyber weapon in the wrong hands. And just like that, we're stuck with blocked access. I wonder what Mioara would say if I blocked access to the fridge...

Fable 5, which was just launched this week, is built on the same technology, but they cut its cybersecurity and biotech capabilities. Anthropic says they received partial info from the administration and that some experts concluded the order is only about a limited ability to use the AI for code review. But I say it's about something else... Maybe Trump is right, but seriously, how can you block hundreds of millions of users without a clear procedure?

And here comes the best part: the company warns that similar models, like GPT-5.5 from OpenAI, have the same capabilities. So why is only Anthropic being penalized? It's clearly an arbitrary decision, bro! What, is OpenAI part of the family? I'm not buying this story. If you ask me, it's a fight between giants.

Now, Anthropic's CEO, Dario Amodei, just a few days earlier, said he agrees with blocking dangerous AI, but with procedures based on technical facts. What a coincidence! And the company has been in conflict with the administration for months, insisting that their models shouldn't be used in autonomous weapons or for mass surveillance. Recently, the Pentagon declared Anthropic a supply chain risk, which could make it harder for them to work with government agencies. And now they're contesting the decision. That's what happens, bro, when you mess with the US government.

Now, I'm off to explain to Brian that it's not just TikTok bans, but also in this sophisticated technology. Maybe he'll drop his games and become a cybersecurity expert, because it seems more profitable than me constantly losing at slots.