Well, bro, what a night! I woke up at 2 AM because my bed was shaking.

But me, with my BMW parked under the building, I was thinking: seriously, if a bigger one comes, what do I do with my car loan? The Institute of Physics confirmed: a 3.6 magnitude earthquake, at 119 km depth, felt as far as Focșani, Buzău, Brașov. Since the start of June, we've had eight quakes between 2.2 and 3.6.

The biggest, 4.5, was in February. Vrancea, what can I say, it's like a wood stove: constantly rumbling. So, listen up: while the earth shakes, our politicians are playing government.

Tomac, the designated PM, said the parties need to be more flexible. And he proposes a government of experts, just like Nicușor Dan said. But I say: experts?

You should see how many experts know how to get by on connections! Tomac threatens us that if we don't form the government by August 31, we lose billions of euros from European funds. Dude, what billions?

So far, what have we lost? I'm getting squeezed at the pump, on electricity, on bread. And don't forget: war in Ukraine, economic pressures...

But they're arguing over positions. I love how they hit us with 'European funds' every time they want to waste our time. Now, here's even worse: Justice is in crisis.

The Judges' Forum Association harshly criticized the CSM report, which claimed an 'unprecedented attack' on judicial independence. Well, judges do their job, but politicians stick their noses in. And what do they think, bro?

That the CSM report 'destroys any chance of dialogue between the judiciary and civil society'. So: politicians argue, the earth quakes, justice is in flames, and we, Romanians, pay. Not to mention the case of the Moldovan from Iași.

Accused in Russia of a triple murder from 1998, he entered Romania in May, in transit to Otopeni. The Iași court refused extradition, because in Russia, bro, it's a mess: withdrawal from the European protection system, UN reports on torture, and forced recruitment of prisoners for the war in Ukraine. So they released him, and he left the country.

And you say it's not chaos? I swear, if this case isn't a sign: we're chasing European funds, but we can't even do justice to a criminal. But come on, I'm going to tell Mioara to check the earthquake insurance, because maybe the building falls on my 2008 BMW.