Bro, what do you know! Sorana Cîrstea, our 36-year-old girl, made it to the third round at Roland Garros. She sliced through Ksenia Efremova, a 17-year-old kid ranked around 600 WTA, and Eva Lys, that German chick ranked 81.

Now she's facing Solana Sierra, 21 years old and ranked 68 WTA. So far so good, she makes us proud, fills us with hope. But listen to what she said in an interview on the tournament's official site: she's ending her career at the end of the season!

I crossed myself, bro! I mean, right now, when she's in form, when she's playing like a beast, she says that's it, she's retiring. "Not after a decline, not injured, but while she's still on top.

Bravo, girl, that's how it's done!" Well, look at that comparison, but let's be serious, Sorana is something else. She also said she wants to be remembered as a kind player who treated everyone nicely in the locker room and worked hard.

That's the way, bro! Not like some who act all big and then disappear shamefully. We Romanians know how to appreciate hard work and character.

That's why we love Sorana. Now, if she also gets Brian into tennis, maybe he'll become someone too, not just FIFA on PlayStation. Go, Sorana, give Sierra one more lesson and then retire like a queen!