Man, bro, hold on tight because I've got news that'll make you forget how much you spent on gas this month! Dinamo, that red-and-white team we all love, is getting ready to strike gold and cash in big on two of their best players. President Andrei Nicolescu went on TV, on Prima Sport's "Fotbal Show," and said something that's got us on edge: "We have two open discussions, one for Cîrjan and one for Musi, both are wanted by clubs abroad." And these guys actually play football, unlike some others we're paying for nothing.

Let me break it down for you. Cătălin Cîrjan, 23 years old, played 43 matches last season, scored 8 goals and 6 assists. Transfermarkt values him at 3 million euros, but he has a 5 million euro clause. So if someone comes and drops 5 million, he's gone. And word is, he's on the list of Al Wahda, which might be coached by our former guy, Zeljko Kopic. Imagine that: Kopic coaching him in the Emirates! Crazy, right?

But Alexandru Musi, 21, is also a million-dollar footballer. 38 matches, 8 goals, 5 assists. He came to Dinamo last summer from FCSB, that cursed rival, and now he might leave. The management hasn't set a price yet, but I say they better ask for at least 3-4 million. He's young, talented, why not try?

Now, bro, why is this important? Dinamo has a budget hole of about 4 million euros. That's exactly what we could get for one of them. If we sell both, we cover the hole and still have some left for a transfer or two. It's like finding a bag of money on the street, but this time it's our boys' hard work. I say let them go, because abroad is where the money's at.

Who's upset? Gică Dinamovistul, my buddy at the terrace, is already crying into his beer. "You're selling everything, man, nothing left!" he says. But I tell him: "Bro, that's modern football. Money comes, players leave, others come." Just like Dennis Politic left last summer, also came from FCSB, and now we'll see what happens.

What else can I say? Well, I'm off to tell Mioara to put some more sarmale in the freezer, because maybe the money will come and we'll have a barbecue at Fane's terrace. Until then, go Dinamo!