Man, you gotta see what happened now! I was sitting quietly on the terrace with Fane, drinking a beer and talking about how expensive shawarma has become, when one of my boys gives me a signal: Grindeanu, the PSD boss, came out with a statement that sent the whole country into shock. No joke! The PSD National Political Council is probably meeting Sunday afternoon to decide whether the party enters the Veștea Government. I mean, bro, they don't even know if they want to be in power! What are they gonna do, stay in opposition? Well, now they're playing "we want, we don't want," like it's about a shot of plum brandy at Berca, not about this country.
Grindeanu said he has nothing against Veștea personally, but that they need to carefully analyze the governing program. I mean, let's check if it's PSD-ish enough or if it's too damn devilish. He said it after a meeting of the parliamentary groups. Well, man, couldn't they decide faster? Because like this, they keep us on edge, like a poker game between Mitică and Relu.
While PSD is having meetings, the Capital's mayor, Ciprian Ciucu, who is also PNL's first vice-president, was heard at the DNA. Yes, yes, you heard right! A close associate of Bolojan, the former prime minister, was elected general mayor in December 2025, after running Sector 6. Now he's called to the DNA for a case from the Second Section. Grindeanu said he doesn't know the reasons for the hearing. What doesn't he know, bro? Well, in Berceni, if a DNA guy comes, the whole building knows why in 5 minutes. So there's probably some shady deals going on, nothing else.
But wait, it's not over! The mayor of Timișoara, Dominic Fritz, is waiting on Thursday, June 18, for the final decision of the High Court in a conflict of interest case. In February 2026, the Timișoara Court of Appeal confirmed the ANI report, which says Fritz approved a Zonal Urban Plan that benefited a person who gave him a loan of 25,000 lei in the 2020 electoral campaign. 25,000 lei, bro! That's what I make in a month driving Uber and doing construction work. He says he continued an administrative procedure started in the previous term. But I say that's how they all wash their hands: "I just signed, man, that's what the paper said."
And so, bro, while PSD is hesitating to enter government, our mayors are strolling around the DNA and the High Court. Nobody has forgotten anything for me, but I don't have any cases either. So let's see if PSD enters the Veștea Government or stays on the sidelines, like Mioara does when she argues with her mother-in-law. Anyway, who pays? Still us, with price hikes and taxes. So I'm going to explain to Mioara how I lost a bet on Grindeanu - she says politics is a waste of time, but when she hears about the millions from the budget, she shuts up and makes big eyes.