Dude, sit down because I've got news that'll make you spill your coffee faster than Mioara runs for Lidl discounts! Ștefan Baiaram, the kid from Craiova, has become the most expensive footballer in SuperLiga. Transfermarkt updated his value to 5 million euros, 500k more than before. Now 5 million, bro, that's no chump change! What can I say about Darius Olaru and Bîrligea from FCSB, who are at 4.5 million - they're in second place. Us folks from Berceni have no chance of seeing them at Steaua, because Becali looks at money, not performance.

Baiaram is 23 years old and already won the championship and the Romanian Cup with Universitatea Craiova. Now, after the match with U Cluj, 5-0, he said clearly: "I definitely want to leave." That's how it is, bro! If you've got talent, you don't stay in Bănie your whole life, you go abroad to make money. Mihai Rotaru, the boss of Craiova, said there are no concrete offers, but a year ago he had an offer of almost a million euros per year from Başakşehir. A million, bro! Me with my 2008 BMW, paying installments to brother Relu, and he turns down a million? Man, madness! Rotaru said Baiaram stayed at Craiova, but now he's determined to leave. That's right, bro, when you've got swagger in your blood, you don't settle for little.

The most valuable team in the championship is Craiova, with 34.5 million euros, followed by FCSB with 31.3 and Rapid with 27.93. That's the money top in Romanian football: Craiova is the queen, FCSB and Rapid fight for second place. But I say it's like at the terrace: some drink champagne, others drink canned beer.

Now, let's be serious, who buys him? I'd bet on a club from Turkey or Belgium, because those guys have eyes and money. But if he stays in Romania, we lose both him and the potential. That's right, bro, even in our neighborhood, when a good boy comes, everyone asks him: "How much?" Let me go tell Mioara that we might make some money if we sell Baiaram - though she says it's better to keep the money in the bank.