Bro, sit down because I've got one that'll make you want to crawl under a rock! ANM just issued two severe weather warnings that'll have you grabbing your boots and hiding indoors until Monday morning. For real, you won't know where to run!

Here's the deal: first one, Sunday between 12 and 21, hits Banat, Crișana, Maramureș, Transylvania, and northwestern Oltenia. Winds blow at 50-80 km/h, but here and there, they'll sweep you away at 90 per hour! And that's not all – squalls, small to medium hail, and 15-25 liters of water per square meter, even 30-40 in some spots.

Lucky for me, I parked my BMW in the garage, because if the hail caught it, Mioara would kill me. Then, between 21 and 03 at night, comes the second one: Banat, southern Transylvania, Oltenia, and northern Muntenia. More wind, more squalls, more hail, 15-30 liters of water in two to three hours.

Basically, bro, the whole country is under code – and I usually like watching the clouds fight from the window, but not this time!