Boss, sit down because I've got one that'll make you want to crawl out of your skin! On the A2, near Cernavodă, a 70-year-old grandpa came back from a seaside vacation with a souvenir to remember: he took a little nap at the wheel and plowed straight into the guardrail. In the car were him, grandma, and the 2-year-old granddaughter.
No joke, bro! Grandma is seriously injured, grandpa and the little girl were rushed to the hospital. Man, I'm telling you: if you look at the beach photos, you can almost see him lying belly-up in the sun, and then, after 5 hours of driving, he fell asleep like a baby.
Now, seriously, it's a mess, but let's see what the law says. The little girl's luck was the special child seat – the one I also bought for Ioana – which held her tight even though the car was like a crushed soda can. The doctor said the toddler is stable, but I say the traffic cops need to do something so people stop dying on the roads because some guy took a nap after a barbecue by the sea.
And that's how it goes, bro: instead of feeling good that you caught another vacation day, you end up with a criminal case on your hands. That's Romania for you: you turn right, you crash left. Alright, I'm off to tell Fane to stop drinking so much, because he sometimes drives the van too.
