Boss, sit down 'cause I'm about to knock you out! Emotions are at an all-time high for graduates, because Tuesday, July 7, the baccalaureate results are out. Normally, I've been past that corporate stuff for a while... but what do you know, even our celebs got into a memory contest.

According to the official calendar - yes, there's a calendar, not just TikTok - grades are visible on July 7, until 12:00 PM, both at centers and online, anonymized. If you don't like what you see, you can file an appeal the same day, between 2:00 PM and 6:00 PM, and on July 13 the final results come out. Relax, there's room for everyone.

Attendance? Massive, bro! 97.6% of registered candidates showed up for the chosen exam, meaning 121,726 out of 124,749. 3,023 were absent - probably at a match or at a café - and 13 were eliminated for fraud. Those guys are banned for two sessions, so forget about college this year. That's how it's done, no other way: who cheats, pays.

Now, let's move to the celebs. Mihai Trăistariu, the great artist, showed off his diploma on social media: "Petru Rareș" High School in Piatra-Neamț, average 9.88. Written Romanian 9.62, English 9.80, and 10 in math, physical education, and oral Romanian. Good for him! If you ask me, I got a 7 in Romanian, but Mioara says even that was obtained with bribe...

Marian Godină, the cop and former Survivor contestant, didn't fall behind either. With his characteristic humor, he posted: 10 in oral Romanian, 9.80 written, 8.80 in math, 10 in sports, and 6.85 in biology - enough for the Câmpina Police Agents School. See, the man knows how to handle himself, unlike some who complain about the system.

But the coolest story is the footballers'. Bogdan Chipirliu, Steaua's striker, 33 years old, admitted he postponed the bac for 15 years due to his career. "When you don't take the bac on time, it's very hard to get it later," he said for sport.ro. Coach Daniel Oprița pushed him from behind. So, if you're 33 and still don't have your bac, it's not too late - see, I took mine at 27, after working in construction.

Andrei Borza, Rapid's defender, 19 years old, took the exam at "Lazăr Edeleanu" High School in Năvodari, missing a friendly with Dinamo Kiev. He finished high school two years ago but didn't pass the bac in 2024 due to lack of preparation, and last year he missed it because of a match with Oțelul Galați. Now that he passed, he wants to go to UNEFS. Good job, smart kid! I say it's better to take the bac than to play a friendly, because without a diploma you can't even get a state job.

The last written exam, the mother tongue one, was on July 3, for minorities (Hungarian, Serbian, Ukrainian, etc.). The subjects and grading scales were published by the Ministry of Education. Now, after July 13, graduates can submit their files to college. Let's see what they do: enroll in literature or at the police agents school? Until then, I'm going to tell Mioara that even Trăistariu got a 10 in sports, maybe she'll let me watch the match in peace.