Man, hold on tight, because I found out something that left me speechless! It happened in Timișoara, the city where you rent a studio for 500 euros and eat a shawarma for 30 lei. This morning, the boys from the Mehedinți Police - yeah, those from Drobeta, not Timiș - carried out three raids in Timiș, as part of Operation JUPITER. And what do you think they found? Electric bikes! Nine pieces, bro, worth 187,000 lei. That's about 37,000 euros. With that money, I'd buy myself a used BMW Series 3 and put a sport exhaust on it. But these guys, no - they stole bikes, because, well, it's cooler to ride around on someone else's scooter.
Wait, it's not that simple. According to IPJ Mehedinți, between January and May 2025, two companies and a 36-year-old man - let's call him 'P... from Timiș' - wrongfully appropriated the nine bikes. They had received them based on CMRs, that is, transport documents, to deliver them to their destination. But what do you know? They kept them at home, 'lost' them on the way. Man, they're like those guys in Bucharest who deliver packages and leave them with the neighbor. And now, the man is detained for breach of trust. Breach of trust, bro! That means he had trust in himself to deliver, but he delivered to his own garage.
At the raids, the Timiș gendarmes also came - because you can't have a show without them. They found some of the bikes, but nobody says how many. Probably the rest turned into exhaust pipes for some diesel Golf. And so, a 36-year-old guy, with two companies, now sits at the station thinking about how to get out of this. Man, let's be serious: electric bikes worth 187,000 lei? That's about 20,000 lei each. With that money, you can buy a Chinese moped and never pedal again.
Now, I'm thinking: how many of us haven't tricked someone with a package? Mioara says I 'lost' an entire perfume shop 10 years ago. But I lost it, I didn't steal it, because I trust myself! If that's breach of trust, then all Bolt drivers are criminals. But, bro, 187,000 lei is a serious amount. With that money, you pay your house installments for a year. Or you buy an Audi like Relu, but don't let people talk. So, if you have to deliver bikes, don't keep them at home - because you'll have the masked men at your door. I'm going to tell Brian to give up the electric scooter, because it's not for him - he wants a car, not a pensioner's scooter!
