Boss, grab a beer and sit down, because Alibec ain't going nowhere! I found out from the boys at the terrace, off the record, that Denis Alibec, 35, has given the green light to extend with Farul. Nothing official signed yet, but it's as good as done. The man got married, he's gonna be a daddy, and after a short vacation he came to meet the bosses and coach Sabău. Everyone made peace.

Zoltan Iașko, one of the club's chiefs, said on Digi Sport: 'We're going to talk. We made him an offer and we'll meet Friday in Constanța, with Mr. Sabău. He's Constanța's child, we want him to stay, but we have budget limits.' I mean, bro, they got BMW payments too, not just me! Come on, let's be serious, Alibec is a local boy, he's come back to Farul for the fourth time, it's like Mioara's shirt – she takes it out to wash and puts it back on.

Sabău, the coach, used Dan Nistor as an example, who was 'picky' and played his best with him. He said: 'Denis, if he's ready, he can help. I worked with Nistor and he was first at training. You gotta be a leader on the pitch, not just in interviews.' He also mentioned Chipciu, who came back and made the national team. So, cuz, Sabău knows how to tune engines, like I did with my 2008 BMW, 'cause that's the only way it starts in winter.

The last match under the old contract was the second leg against Chindia. Now, Farul saved themselves from relegation in the nick of time, like me catching the last subway in Berceni. Alibec wants to stay, the bosses want him, it's just down to signing. Well, if Mioara wanted me that bad, I'd stay chill in the block. What can I say, come Friday it'll be sorted, and maybe I'll even snag a ticket to the game, to see Denis score a goal in Gică Dinamovistul's net!