Bro, sit down and let me tell you the freshest celeb news! Elena Vîșcu, the one who was CRBL's wife, moved to Chișinău, in the Republic of Moldova, to escape the madness of Bucharest. And look, after the divorce, she found a new boyfriend! Yeah, yeah, you heard right! Now she comes to Romania often, because she has brides and grooms to prepare for weddings - she's a dancer, you know, she teaches them how to dance at weddings. And she was at an event in Bucharest, where she talked to the journalists from Click. She said she's happy, she can finally breathe. Man, what do you know, I'd move to Moldova too, but Mioara says we don't have money for rent there.
Elena says: 'Summer has started, I'm very well and happy, because I can breathe now.' Well, bro, after a relationship with an artist like CRBL, I think she needed some fresh air. She says she works, has many brides and grooms, prepares them for the wedding, teaches them the wedding dance. And she keeps fit through dance and movement - that's how, boss, you keep your tone! Me, if I sit at Fane's terrace and drink a beer, I have no tone at all. She also says she watches what she eats, but she craves dark chocolate - that's her favorite. Mioara, my wife, eats milk chocolate from Lidl and says it's a diet.
Alessia, her little girl, finished 10th grade in the British system and had tough exams. 'She had the most important exams and it was quite hard,' says Elena. Now she's waiting for the results. Brian, my boy, barely passed 7th grade in math, and Mioara made him study all summer. See the difference, bro! Alessia has options for the future, Brian has options for FIFA.
And now the bomb: Elena has a new boyfriend! She said: 'I'm fine, there's someone in my life, but I don't want to talk about it. When I feel it's the right time, I'll tell.' Aha, she's hiding the man, bro! Maybe he's some oligarch from Moldova, who knows. She says she puts herself first, that after a long relationship you need time to heal. Ouch, I'd like to put myself first too, but Mioara puts me last.
Anyway, I'm off to explain to Brian how I lost a bet on a dancer - he said Elena wouldn't find a boyfriend anymore, but when he heard there's someone in her life, his jaw dropped. Better I watch a game at Fane's terrace, 'cause I'm fed up with celeb life!
