Boss, sit down 'cause I'm about to tell you what's been going down in our Superliga – it's pure madness! The transfer window is in full swing, bro, and it's packed with moves. No joke, it's like all the clubs woke up and are throwing money around like there's no tomorrow. Let me give you the quick rundown of what I heard from the boys.

Oțelul Galați signed Greek central defender Giannis Christopoulos, 25, from OFI Crete on a two-season deal. The guy played at Asteras Tripolis and Slaven Belupo, valued at €250,000. I don't know how good he is, but if they brought him from Greece, at least he knows how to defend in the sun, unlike us at Berceni.

UTA Arad announced two transfers: Kosovar striker Ismet Sinani, 27, from AC Bra in Italy on a one-season deal with an option to extend, and French attacking midfielder Jayson Papeau, 29, who previously played for Rapid and Unirea Slobozia. Papeau was transferred by Rapid in 2022 for €200,000 and has 66 matches, 7 goals, and 7 assists in Giulești. That's how you do it, bro – brings experience! They also picked up a 23-year-old central defender from Unirea Slobozia to beef up the defense.

FCSB brought in right-back Ronny Labonne, 28, from the French third division, who will compete with Valentin Crețu for the starting spot. The fans got a bit riled up, but the officials say he's a viable solution. And Shaquil Delos, a right-back from Grenoble, is coming for a medical, as confirmed by Mihai Stoica. We'll see, boss, we'll see.

Petrolul Ploiești presented Azerbaijani central defender Calal Huseynov, 23, free agent after Arda Kardzhali (Bulgaria), on a two-year deal. He has 10 caps for Azerbaijan and can also play defensive midfielder. They also signed right-back Mark Țuțu, 22, a Romanian U21 international, free agent after parting ways with UTA Arad, on a contract until 2029. And Portuguese striker Rodrigo Martins, 27, left winger, from Lusitania FC (Portuguese Liga 2), with 41 matches and 3 goals in the Portuguese top flight. The first transfer from Portugal since coach Ricardo Sousa was appointed. In exchange, they let Finnish midfielder Tommi Jyry, 26, go to KuPS Palloseura (Finland) with performance bonuses – 91 appearances for Petrolul since early 2024.

Rapid București transferred the 26-year-old Montenegrin central midfielder from FK Sarajevo, with caps for Montenegro. And they brought in Liberian Mohammed Kamara, left winger, from CFR Cluj, the first major transfer under Daniel Pancu, although he has a medical condition that needs managing. They parted ways with striker Daniel Paraschiv (loan from Real Oviedo) and central defender Leo Bolgado (loan from CFR Cluj) after their loans expired. French midfielder Eddy Gnahoré, 32, is leaving Dinamo after two seasons, his contract not being renewed.

Corvinul Hunedoara, newly promoted to Superliga, transferred Slovak attacking midfielder Andrej Fabry, 29, from Universitatea Cluj on a one-season deal. Fabry played 27 matches for the "red caps" last season. They also signed a Peruvian striker from Unirea Slobozia on a two-season deal. And they extended coach Florin Maxim's contract until summer 2029 – he's been with the team for 5 years since taking over in July. Corvinul returned to the top flight after 34 years. Good for them, bro, that's a real achievement!

Universitatea Cluj, preparing for the Europa League, had an active campaign: they signed Swedish striker Alibek Aliev, 28, from rivals CFR Cluj, Marius Ștefănescu from Konyaspor, Pedro Pinho from Chaves, Neofytos Michael from Pafos, Florent Poulolo from UTA, Friday Adams from FC Botoșani, and Andrei Coubiș from Sampdoria. Departures: Edvinas Gertmonas (to Servette), Alin Toșca, Andrei Artean (to Poli Timișoara), Jasper van der Werff, and Răzvan Oaidă (to UTA). Former defender Alin Chița praised Andrei Coubiș, calling him "a huge gain" for the national team, after he debuted for the national team and quickly made his mark at U Cluj, valued at €1.2 million. Clearly, bro, these guys are on the move!

FC Argeș presented a French left winger from Le Mans, who came through the PSG and Nantes academies, and a Cypriot central defender from APOEL Nicosia. They also brought in Alexandru Ungurianu as assistant coach, trained in Spain. Looks like they mean business, but we'll see.

Farul Constanța transferred a French defensive midfielder from QRM on a two-season deal and extended the contract of striker Florin Cernat, 35, who remains the team leader. They parted ways with Gabriel Iancu and Jovan Markovic (who went to FC Botoșani), and Denis Alibec's situation is under discussion. Well, well!

FC Botoșani announced the departure of seven footballers: a Bosnian goalkeeper, a Nigerian right-back, a Portuguese midfielder, an Argentine striker (47 matches, 11 goals), a Romanian attacking midfielder, a Slovak left-back, and a Romanian midfielder raised in Romanian football. Assistant coach Nicolae Roșca also left the staff. A total cleanup, boss!

CFR Cluj continues the exodus: midfielder Tidiane Keita, 29, signed a two-year deal with Ordabasy, the leader in Kazakhstan, after 34 matches for CFR last season. Keita is valued at €800,000. This is the fourth departure this period, after Alibek Aliev (to U Cluj), Matei Ilie (to Kasimpaşa), and Mohammed Kamara (to Rapid). The money's flying away, bro!

Other moves: Sepsi OSK transferred Bogdan Vătăjelu from FC Bihor, and FC Voluntari extended German striker Marvin Schieb's contract until 2028. Petrolul transferred a striker from CSM Reșița, and Oțelul transferred a midfielder from Unirea Slobozia.

So, bro, what do you say? Pure madness! I'm off to explain to Brian how I lost a bet on Kamara – he said he'd stay at CFR, but when he heard about Rapid, his eyes went wide and he said maybe it's better. Gotta go, Mioara's waiting with the sarmale!