Dude, what a mess! I was chilling on Saturday, sipping my coffee, and I hear on TV that Eugen Tomac handed in his mandate. Well, of course, the guy woke up with 200 votes promised – but from who?
PNL, USR, UDMR gave him the cold shoulder, PSD sat there like a cat in a calendar… and he said 'thanks, but no thanks.' I mean, bro, what did you see? A prime minister who says 'I have 200 votes' but doesn't say from who – I ain't buying that crap.
Now, Sunday morning, right at 9:00, Nicușor Dan comes out at Cotroceni and appoints Adrian Veștea to form the government. 'Yeah, right, I feel like a kid being told Santa's coming, but I know he's coming with the bills. Veștea, former Minister of Development, now the 'savior' – but sources say if he fails too, the president will bring in a cabinet with ministers from the former coalition, led by Radu Burnete, presidential advisor.
So, boss, we're playing government like in 'Vacanța Mare': one comes, another leaves, and we pay. What can I say? I'm going to tell Mioara to save the sarmale, because maybe we'll catch a stable government by winter.
