Bro, what do you know! Jurgen Klopp, the bearded guy with the ear-to-ear smile, finally found his place. He accepted the Germans' offer to be their national team coach. Fabrizio Romano says - that guy who never gets it wrong, unlike our refs - that only a few details remain to be sorted. After two years on the sidelines, he even turned down Real Madrid, bro! Real Madrid, being rejected by a coach! But he was waiting for this job like I wait for Mioara when I come home drunk - it was his "dream job."
Now, how they fired Nagelsmann. The Germans, after winning their group against Ivory Coast, Ecuador, and Curacao - basically like me winning a Champions League group if I played against the girls from gymnastics - found themselves eliminated in the round of 16 by Paraguay! 1-1 after extra time and 3-4 on penalties. That's what happens when you act smart. They fired Julian, with 7 million euros in compensation, that's a year's salary. Seven million, bro! For a year of doing nothing. If I had such a clause, I'd stay home and wait for an offer from the Romanian national team. But over here, you get paid with a beer at Fane's.
Now, the best part: Klopp was under contract with Red Bull, but he was smart enough to include a clause that he could leave for free only if Germany came calling. See, that's a coach with his head on his shoulders! Not like me, who signed with Relu without reading the fine print and now I have BMW payments until retirement. He activated the clause, signs, and done. You'll see what he'll do with the Mannschaft! He'll teach them to run like at Liverpool, to press, and not to lose on penalties anymore. Maybe they'll even beat us in a friendly, but at least it'll be a show.
For now, I watch these matches and think: if even the Germans screw up, what can we say? Don't worry, tomorrow at the terrace with the boys we'll debate and give our opinions. Until then, cheers!
