Boss, sit down and hold on tight, because in PNL something broke worse than when my BMW belt snapped on the A3. Ciprian Ciucu, the party's first vice-president, went after the head of state and the designated prime minister in a Facebook comment like he was at the bar with Mitică after the third plum brandy. And what did he say? Listen up: "Adrian, you conspired. You betrayed our trust. I found out from the press. You knew since Thursday, when you didn't come to the meeting. Ugly! Very ugly!" - cold-blooded, bro, no joke.
Adrian Veștea, former Minister of Development, was designated prime minister by Nicușor Dan, and Ciucu didn't stop there. He also attacked the president because, supposedly, he didn't hold real consultations with PNL. "What consultations? The ones that never happened? PNL no longer had the chance to come with a statutorily assumed proposal, as democratic, pro-European parties do," Ciucu wrote on Nicușor Dan's post. In other words, the man says Veștea went behind their backs, met with the president, and his party colleagues found out from the press. Man, oh man! I wonder if at our PFA too, there are secret meetings with Mioara in the kitchen, because I don't know anything.
Before unleashing his attacks, Ciucu had declared that Veștea's designation was "an act of aggression against PNL." Now, the party is in internal crisis, and Ciucu accuses Veștea of conspiring against his colleagues. Let's be serious, boss - if even in PNL they're scamming each other, what can we say about us, the ones fighting with installments and the tax office? I for one don't buy this story: one says he consulted, the other says he didn't. In the end, who pays? Still us, with the price hikes and the 21% VAT.
I was watching the news this morning and felt like calling Fane to hit a terrace, but I thought I'd better go explain to Brian why we can't get the 800-lei Nikes - because even PNL is split in two, like my dream of having a house in Pipera. Seriously, if they're messing up politics too, what hope do I have? Lucky I still have my BMW, at least that knows how to drive straight, unlike their secret meetings.
