Boss, sit down and hold on tight, 'cause what happened in the Philippines will leave you speechless. A 7.8 magnitude earthquake on June 8 shook Mindanao island, killed 61 people, 40 are missing, and now, a few days later, everyone's jaws are on the floor. Locals in Sarangani and Davao Occidental provinces saw the shoreline retreat by up to 200 meters in some places, and the seafloor popped up like it was following a recipe for stuffed cabbage rolls. There you go, something like that! I for one can't believe it, but it's true, on my word.

This phenomenon, which experts call "coastal uplift," comes from a section of the Cotabato Trench shifting. The Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology, aka PHIVOLCS, explained that the seafloor rose by nearly two meters in certain areas. The Cotabato Trench, which is only 50 kilometers from the coast, is a crazy seismic zone - they had thousands of small quakes just in January. It's like back home when the ground shakes in Vrancea, but a 7.8, bro, that's something else.

Rescue teams found coral reefs and seagrass beds on land, now dead. Photos emerged of dried corals, dead fish, shells, and all sorts of marine life that croaked from the sun. Authorities said the smell is nauseating from decomposition. I've seen something like this at Vama Veche after the water recedes, but not on this scale. It's a local habitat collapse, experts say, and it takes years to recover - if it ever recovers.

Now, the PHIVOLCS guys are monitoring the area to see what long-term damage remains. The 7.8 quake is one of the strongest in recent years in the Philippines, and it's no joke. That country is right on the Pacific Ring of Fire, where the ground shakes like in my building when a truck passes on the road. But here we're talking thousands of quakes a year, plus volcanoes. Authorities warn that environmental effects are severe, and access to affected areas is still difficult.

What's my conclusion, bro? The Earth moves, nature doesn't mess around, and we're here complaining about the price of potatoes. I'm going to tell Mioara to stop snoring through the news, because even corals die faster than our vacation plans.