Bro, what do you know! Sunday, in Pipera, Gigi Becali consecrated his church - yeah, his church, because the man builds churches, not just trophies with FCSB. And who do you think was the key man, the boss who made sure everything was tip-top?

The former FIFA referee Alexandru Tudor! Yes, bro, the one who used to blow the whistle back in the day, now he's the "right hand" of the boss and a manager of holy events. Ice cold, the man coordinated everything: from candles to koliva.

"He watched like a pitbull!" said Mihai Bucă, the conductor of the Tronos Choir, who praised Tudor for his impeccable organization. And it's no joke - all the big shots came to the event, and Tudor watched like a guard dog on a new BMW. Now, I say: well done, Alex!

Since you're not whistling at matches anymore, at least you're doing work at consecrations. For now, I'm off to tell Mioara that I could be someone's right hand too - but only if it's about shawarma or beer on the terrace!