Bro, you won't believe what you see on TV now! Meeting at the White House, serious people, ties, expensive suits, and this Donald, the great president, makes a mess of geography! I crossed myself when I saw on Cațavencii that he confused Iran with Venezuela - one's in the Gulf with ayatollahs, the other's in South America with oil and Maduro, but what the hell, it's not the same thing, bro!
And then, as if that wasn't enough, he threatens to 'pulverize' Oman, a sultanate that has no conflict with anyone, it's friends with everyone. American analysts suspect he mixed up Oman with Iran, but I say he screwed up big time: he heard about the Strait of Hormuz and thought gondolas were sailing there, like in Venice. Another, slicker version is that he confused 'Oman' with 'sodomy' - and since in the Bible that was punished with fire from heaven, he concluded he had to pulverize.
That's what we Romanians do too when we don't know something: we swing the bat! In the end, it's not out of the question that the bombs will fall in Neamț County, because he heard about the town of Roman and thought it was Oman. Now, Mioara says I watch too much American news and I don't put charcoal on the grill anymore, but how can I not cross myself when someone who runs the world can't tell one country from another?
Hey, if you ask me, they'd better spend the money on the Moldova highway than on briefings like this. Who pays? Us, with our car loans and inflation!
