Dude, what do you know! I was chilling at Fane's terrace, making a prediction for tomorrow's match, when a notification pops up on my phone: Iran shot down a hostile aircraft in Bushehr. I'm like, man, that's some serious muscle!
I look closer, they say they also fired at four ships near the Strait of Hormuz. And I thought the world had calmed down after the ceasefire. Tell me, bro, what's next?
Iranian air defense intercepted and destroyed it Thursday evening. The governor of Jam region, one Masoud Tangestani, confirmed to the Tasnim news agency: 'The incident was related to the destruction of a hostile aircraft.' He said the city is now in a normal situation, meaning quiet over there, but they're wrecking us with this news.
Like it was for us in Iași, when they said it was a pilgrimage, but actually it was a scandal at Saint Parascheva's? Yeah, there it's quiet, here it's full-on war. The US Army denied any involvement with a SEC on X: 'No American aircraft was shot down.' They wrote clearly: 'CLAIM: Iran shot down an American plane. FALSE.' Man, could it be?
So who was flying around there? Maybe one of their drones, maybe a reconnaissance plane, because hey, in that area it's like in our Berceni neighborhood, nobody knows what's happening outside. On top of that, the Mehr agency said Iranian forces fired warning shots at four ships near the Strait of Hormuz, supposedly 'trying to pass without coordination.'
Meaning for them it's like at a traffic light: if you don't have the right of way, you get a bullet. If confirmed, it would be the third consecutive evening that the April 8 ceasefire, extended since then, has been violated. And so, bro, we're playing war games.
While we're waiting for Ioana's child allowance to buy bread, they're arguing in the sky. The context is that Axios, citing two US officials, said the US and Iran reached a 60-day agreement to extend the ceasefire and start negotiations on the nuclear program, but the Tehran press denied it. President Trump needs to give his final approval.
Meaning even they don't know what they're doing. I say it's a facade brawl, because that's how they make themselves big. I'm going to call Gică the Dinamo Fan to ask what he thinks, because he's a conflict specialist - ever since he lost to FCSB, he's had no peace.