Boss, what do you know! We finally struck a blow, we closed the Russian Consulate in Constanța and declared the consul general persona non grata, and the Russians went crazy like madmen. Even Putin was informed about that drone that fell on us in Galați - Peskov, the spokesman, said, "What, you think they hid it from him?" Man, I wouldn't mess with them, but at least now we took a stand, not like other times when we kept quiet like idiots.

Listen up, Maria Zakharova, that one from their Foreign Ministry, directly threatened reprisals. "The response will not be delayed," she says. So what, did we declare war? No, bro, we defended a country! That drone entered our airspace, fell on a block in Galați, started a fire, and injured two people. Mioara got scared by the noise, thought it was an earthquake. And NATO condemned it, said it was "reckless" and they're defending us. But what I care about more is what we're doing with anti-drone defense, because with how many drones are flying around here, we might as well put nets over the block.

Dmitri Medvedev, that guy who always talks big, jumped like he was burned. He says all EU countries must shut up, because we are "direct participants in the war with Russia." Man, what do you know? He insults us, calls us "scum," "little bears," "mercies," "macrons" - it's like he learned his insults from the guys at the terrace. And he threatens: "citizens of EU states will not be able to sleep peacefully." Meaning he's putting fear in our bones, making us afraid to go out for shawarma at night.

And look, Ambassador Lipaev has been summoned to the Foreign Ministry, ready to be declared persona non grata too. The procedure is clear: you tell him "good day, get dressed and leave in 24-72 hours," and that's it, he becomes a civilian. But you know how it is, usually they respond in kind - they kick out one of our diplomats. That's how relations cool off, bro, like I cooled off with the neighbor from 4 when he took my parking spot.

I just don't understand why we don't defend ourselves more seriously. If we're in NATO, give us some anti-drone systems, not just watch drones fall on our heads. And Medvedev should shut up, because he's the last one to give lessons, when they attack us daily with drones and missiles. Alright, I'm going to call Gică Dinamovistul to tell him to stop betting on Russia, because these guys are crazy as hell!