Man, I swear I've never seen anything like this! Nicușor Dan - the guy who promised to clean up politics - names Eugen Tomac premier, then comes out and says 'I don't want to talk about it' when asked what happens if the government doesn't pass. Bro, it's like you're on a date with Mioara when she asks about the bills: 'I don't want to talk now, man!' Well, what do you mean? You put him there, you gotta have the solution, not act like it's raining!

Listen up, 'cause it's more complicated than settling scores with Relu over beers. Tomac, the designated premier, is struggling to scrape together a majority. Sources say he doesn't have the votes, negotiations start only next week. PSD says they'll vote for the government 'under any conditions' - but then they'll push for social measures to look like the bosses. PNL and USR play 'don't catch us with PSD', but in USR some are ready to back Nicușor. Not to mention the 'free electrons' - about 60 extremists from AUR, SOS, and POT. So Tomac has to cut a deal with these guys to form the government. Man, it's like an auction in Berceni: you give a bag of coal, you get a BMW without wheels!

And now the truly shocking part: Nicușor Dan imposed his people at the ministries! Luca Niculescu at Foreign Affairs - the one handling OECD entry, so he's one of the boys. And Mihnea Motoc at Defense - he was minister ten years ago, back in Cioloș's time. So the Presidency is sinking its claws into ministries, bro! At Health, rumors say Cătălin Cîrstoiu (manager at University Hospital) or Ștefan Busnatu, a cardiologist. What can I say, if I get sick, I'm going to these guys, not to state doctors who ask for bribes under the table.

Gigi Becali, unaffiliated, already commented: 'It's like night and day' compared to Bolojan. Well, Gigi, you with your FCSB money, me with my 2008 BMW - everyone's got their opinion! I personally don't like it when a president says 'I don't want to talk about it'. I mean, you're the boss, you made the choice, you gotta have a Plan B, not screw it up like that. But that's Romania, bro: we wake up with premiers without a majority, with cheap negotiations, and with 'free electrons' calling the shots. Let's see what comes out. Maybe tomorrow I'll make Brian premier, 'cause he'd manage just as well - with TikTok and FIFA!

For now, I'm heading to Fane's terrace to have a beer and comment. Who's paying? Us, suckers, as always!