Bro, grab a beer and sit down, because I've got news that'll make you realize how slick some people are around here! Octavian Popescu, the guy who was "the new Hagi" a few years ago, is ready to leave FCSB for Poland. Yeah, bro, to Korona Kielce, a team you've only heard of if you play FIFA with obscure leagues. They made a loan offer with an option to buy. Earlier, in the winter, Cracovia also tried, but Gigi said no. Now, it seems Becali is willing to let him go, even on the run.

Polish journalist Pawel Pablo, a guy who writes for Transfery Info, said something on X that made me laugh my ass off: "Maybe he's not a loser. He's a nice guy. It's just that he's not always focused on football. Once upon a time, Bayern wanted him." Yeah, man, Bayern! Now Korona Kielce wants him, a team that in Poland is like Chindia Târgoviște is for us. And the Pole also says: "The problem is that in Bucharest they pamper him too much and overprotect him." Exactly what I've been saying ever since I saw Tavi at matches: he's treated like a spoiled brat, not like a professional. Mioara says that's how all our footballers are: lots of money, little brains.

But let's get back. Gigi Becali, the sharp-tongued boss, said a while ago: "We're giving him away. I tried Tavi Popescu, he's no longer a footballer." Just like that, with nerve: "he's no longer a footballer" - and this after he praised him to the skies. Now, supposedly the good performances at the end of the season, two goals (yes, just two!), made the boss change his mind again. "I liked him, that's it, still, the joy is that maybe who knows," Gigi said on Fotbal Club. So, we're to understand that Becali is like a candle: he goes out and lights up depending on which way the wind blows. I, for one, don't believe anything anymore.

Now, what's to be done? It remains to be seen if Tavi leaves for Korona Kielce. Can you imagine, bro, a guy who dreamed of Bayern two years ago, ending up playing in Poland, in rain and cold, with fans shouting in Polish? That's life, man. I look at Brian, who plays FIFA and says Popescu is a "legend," but I tell him: "Boy, legends are made on the field, not on TikTok." Alright, I'm off to tell Mioara not to buy bulbs from Lidl anymore, because maybe she can snag a ticket to the FCSB vs. Korona match, to see Tavi packing his bags.