Bro, guess what! I was chilling at the terrace with Fane, sipping a beer, when this totally mind-blowing news pops up. Brace yourself, 'cause you won't believe it: Donald Trump, that guy with the pacifier hair and the big mouth, confirmed he's coming to the 2026 World Cup!
Yeah, yeah, exactly, he's coming to watch the games and hand over the final trophy. You don't know what I went through, bro! 24 hours ago, before the opening match Mexico - South Africa, he said in the Oval Office, hand on heart: "I will go, I will go."
And that's not all: Gianni Infantino, the FIFA boss, confirmed that Trump will hand over the cup on July 19 at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Man, what madness! Last year, when he handed over the Club World Cup trophy, everyone booed him, but now he's coming all high and mighty.
And so, Trump brags that he made the USA the host, back in his first term. He says it's "an unprecedented success." But let's be real: the organization is a disaster, with tickets that leave you broke and immigration restrictions so tough that even the Somali referee couldn't get into the country!
Trump said he's "working very seriously" to let in "the right people," as he puts it. Remember when I wanted to go to a match in the USA and I waited three days for a visa like an idiot? That's right, bro, the system is made for the rich, not for us bums from Berceni.
I'm not buying this story: Trump comes, waves his hands, takes the trophy, and we Romanians are left with our mouths hanging and our wallets empty. That's how it is in Romania: they act big, we pay. Well, I'm off to tell Mioara to throw some sausages on the grill, 'cause as of today I'm a Mexico fan – no way I'm going to New Jersey to see Trump!
