Dude, sit down because I found out something that'll make you cross yourself! Me and Brian were watching the match, him on FIFA, me on Antena 1, when what do you know? Germany, the ones who gave us 7-1 against Curacao, are tied with Ivory Coast, 0-0 at halftime. At BMO Field in Toronto, bro, it's like our field in Berceni, no joke! Mioara said, 'Leave football, bread got expensive,' but I told her: 'Leave it, woman, this is the World Cup, not just anyone plays!'

Now, listen up: in the 29th minute, Franck Kessie, that guy from Arabia, took advantage of a bad clearance by the Germans from Amad Diallo's shot and scored with the side of his foot from the box. Man, I jumped off the couch! 'Brian, see what he's doing? The German standing there like a dummy?' But was that goal disallowed? No, bro, it was a valid goal! The Germans looked at each other like cats in a calendar.

The Germans had their chances too, but what's the use? Pavlovic went for a header in the 22nd minute, collided with goalkeeper Fofana, who dropped the ball. Goal disallowed for a foul. Then Havertz, in the 39th minute, put it in the net, but goal disallowed after a foul by Musiala on Koussonou. Two goals disallowed, bro! Like at home, when the referee from the Second League disallows your goal because he felt like it. Musiala, the smartass, shot wide in the 18th minute, Havertz shot over the bar in the 1st minute, then headed in the 10th minute, but Fofana caught it. In the 38th minute, Bonny tested Neuer, but the keeper saved. The first half was extended by 7 minutes - as long as we wait in line for bread, bro!

Ivory Coast came after a 1-0 win against Ecuador, with a goal in the 90th minute by Amad Diallo. Germany, after 7-1 against Curacao, now struggles with the Ivorians. What can I say, bro? In the other group match, Ecuador plays Curacao from 03:00. We Romanians watch and dream of being there. Well, I'm going to call Relu to see if we don't place a bet on the next match - because that's what we're good at, dreaming of big money!