PREDOIU PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE? Pauliuc at Interior? The Putschists Are Playing Their Game, Bro!

Bro, grab a coffee and sit down, 'cause I've got news that'll make your hair stand on end! It looks like the Veștea-PSD government scenario is taking shape, and the anti-Bolojan camp is lining up their people for positions. Political sources told G4Media that if the government passes the parliamentary vote, Cătălin Predoiu – yeah, the Justice guy – could become President of the Senate. And that's not all: Senator Nicoleta Pauliuc, also from the putschist camp, is rumored for the Interior Ministry. Man, I say these guys get along better than Fane's boys on the terrace, but on our dime, not theirs. Listen up, both of them voted in tonight's meeting to support Veștea as prime minister. Clearly, they've done the math: Predoiu at the Senate, Pauliuc at Interior – they're splitting power like a pig roast.

But wait, there's more! Other names floated for portfolios include Luca Niculescu at the Foreign Ministry – probably to make us look like fools in Brussels with his antics. And the Development Ministry would go to UDMR, if Kelemen Hunor agrees to back the Veștea government. Man, I watch the news and imagine them divvying up positions like at a fair: 'You get Interior, you take Foreign Affairs, and the Hungarians – they get Development, to build roads all the way to Harghita!' And us ordinary Romanians are left with a swollen lip and electricity bills.

Now, here's the really slick part: tonight, PNL voted on a motion stating that liberal MPs who vote for the Veștea government are outside the party. That is, bro, they're excommunicating them! There's a possibility that the putschists in PNL will form a separate parliamentary group. What do you know? They're doing it like in football: when you can't stand the coach anymore, you make your own team and play on your own. Man, I've seen a lot in this country, but a party splitting in two right while a government is being voted – that's the limit! Who pays for all this? We do, with price hikes and installments. Don't worry, Mioara will tell me tonight: 'See, that's how money's made in politics? You work your ass off, and they split portfolios like lottery tickets.' That's right, bro, Romania – where they steal and share among friends. I say we make our own parliamentary group at Fane's terrace, maybe we'll snag a ministry too!